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 The sun was shining bright that day as I stared at the pocket watch I swiped from some rich gent' in London a few years back. It sparkled in the light of the sun and I was so entranced that I couldn't stop staring at it. It brought back memories of that day years ago when I first boarded the S.S. Escaping Gravity. I lived as a house maid under La Dame Beyssier, She was just a temporary mistress. I was on to bigger and better things. A year before I was taught to speak English by a kind man from the Netherlands. He was a tad bit too formal. I figured I would never see him again, but I was wrong. Don't get me wrong he is a nice guy, Its just I

User: Not many people can see me. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I am mistaken for America. Cleverbot: What is the connection? User: America looks just like me. Cleverbot: How is your relation with Bill Gates? User: You mean that Rich man from America? Cleverbot: Yes, that is all you ever will be. User: I am not from America. I am Canada. Haven't I already said this? Cleverbot: No! What is his name? User: Whose name? Cleverbot: The guy that you love. User: Oh...his name is Prussia. Cleverbot: That's my ex. Do you know bryan's last name? User: I don't know anyone named bryan. You are as pointless as Alfred. Cleverbot: Who are you